When I was a lad at the tender age of 5, I made a very important decision...

I decided that when I grew up I was going to be a wizard...

I had it all planned, I would use my magic wand to conjure up all sorts
of toys and gadgets to amuse, delight, and stimulate the 
imagination of all who would tarry for a moment to see what new wonders I was cooking up. 

It was a marvelous dream that I had, when I was young...

And now it seems that in a way, I'm able to do just as my younger
self had desired to do, perhaps not as easily or in so grand a
fashion as initially planned, though it's certainly just as satisfying, and
the end result is more or less the same.

And so I invite you, good internet sojourner, to tarry a moment
here in my lofty tower, and see if I can't amuse you for a while with 
my humble conjurations.